George W. Bush is smarter than you.

Drew I know you’re doing a lot of work writing for this site, writing for your personal career, and trying to get foodspin content going. Have you considered cutting the jambaroo down to just the Jim Tomsula Lifehack of the Week? I’m pretty sure you could sustain a weekly column with just that gimmick.

Because Tim Kaine stepped down as head of the DNC to make room for Debbie Wasserman Schultz and was owed for his service.

that’s not a counterpoint, just a truth.

Great shot of Theo working on his gloryhole technique for the banner.

Such a hot-take!

I am feeling EXTREMELY itchy to play through this title as both main characters. Gimme that good stuff Arkane!

YES, EXPLORE THE BACKSTORY PLZ

it’s fun style!

you think? you couldn’t even come up with half an answer.

that is kind of awesome, but i’ll probably be playing V up through when they inevitably squash that bug.

Most of your 20s? It was 3 years. 10%? Do you have a severe alcohol or heroin problem? Are you not going to make it past 30? Should i paste some hotlines for you?

>she’s a bottomless pit of insecurity who is desperate to be told she’s pretty?

frankly i’d be shocked if there were more than 7 teams without a bounty program.

This is a pretty good joke but Bogut is definitely still in demand. Warriors probably wouldn’t have blown the entirety of that lead if he was still in there to control the paint.

you mean like by the seemingly endless suicide squad coverage on these blogs? leto was getting ripped to shreds for being weird in the blogs and definitely by the comments section.

On behalf of the Deadspin staff I would like to thank Darren Rovell for providing us with content that we can all enjoy in our shitcestuous modern take human centipede manifold. It has been good to be down here at the low end, where 6 copies of Rovell’s flustered expression staring me in the face are as effective as…

I’m pretty sure his sarcasm doesn’t conflict with the reality you posted here. Just giving a friendly heads up.

it’s shareholders are, overwhelmingly, the family.

If the NFL goes weak on this guy, is there anything the Player’s Association can do? Is that an unprecedented thing? You would think the players would be highly invested in protecting themselves, even if that protection is occasionally against themselves.