it’s fun style!

you think? you couldn’t even come up with half an answer.

that is kind of awesome, but i’ll probably be playing V up through when they inevitably squash that bug.

Most of your 20s? It was 3 years. 10%? Do you have a severe alcohol or heroin problem? Are you not going to make it past 30? Should i paste some hotlines for you?

>she’s a bottomless pit of insecurity who is desperate to be told she’s pretty?

frankly i’d be shocked if there were more than 7 teams without a bounty program.

This is a pretty good joke but Bogut is definitely still in demand. Warriors probably wouldn’t have blown the entirety of that lead if he was still in there to control the paint.

you mean like by the seemingly endless suicide squad coverage on these blogs? leto was getting ripped to shreds for being weird in the blogs and definitely by the comments section.

On behalf of the Deadspin staff I would like to thank Darren Rovell for providing us with content that we can all enjoy in our shitcestuous modern take human centipede manifold. It has been good to be down here at the low end, where 6 copies of Rovell’s flustered expression staring me in the face are as effective as…

I’m pretty sure his sarcasm doesn’t conflict with the reality you posted here. Just giving a friendly heads up.

it’s shareholders are, overwhelmingly, the family.

If the NFL goes weak on this guy, is there anything the Player’s Association can do? Is that an unprecedented thing? You would think the players would be highly invested in protecting themselves, even if that protection is occasionally against themselves.

best bob ford variation i’ve ever seen

damme and jet li should be on this list. whalberg should not. i have no idea about the others, it has been a long time since i last did a deep interview dive on youtube for the kinds of stupid questions that would give these answers.

he was employed by a cartel

REHYDRATE

On The Night Of the alcohol is sloshing about in your overfull stomach, absorbing into the bloodstream and making things grand. You’re maybe somewhere in between a little too drunk and pitching ice cubes down the aisle of the school bus at your friends’ foreheads, but the frigid weather has disappeared with the…

so bad.

So accurate. And even after Luke was hurt, he always knew where to be and where his teammates were/should be.

“I’m sure you have better things to write with to earn readers instead of endless angry augments.”