I know this is ever-so-slightly violent and entirely uncalled for, but sometimes in life, some people just need a pepperoni pizza shoved clear up their assholes. Box and all.

First and most importantly, as a former pizza delivery person fuck those cheap entitled assholes.

You just know he claims men who get drunk and punch people (women they're involved with, other drunk dudes, random bystanders, whoever) have lost all control of themselves due to the alcohol. It seems like it's always the people who claim men under the influence lose all control who claim women under the influence…

I always find it funny how my solid foundation of non-Christian values hasn't ever resulted in a crime, let alone a violent one towards another human being.

I was curious about the FAS thing since there seems to be so much (only relatively recent) hysteria about drinking among pregnant women, so I did my research and was surprised just how much someone has to drink to do significant damage to a fetus. It's a lot. I mean, ideally you would drink very very little during…

So this man walks into a psychiatrists office wearing nothing but saran wrap. The psychiatrist takes one look at the man and says "I can clearly see your nuts".

I'm down. So long "spending an unreasonable amount of my vacation masturbating" and hello "honeymoon for one".

Same here, I just commented on that too. It's always just "poor guy, I feel so bad he didn't get to do what he wants!!" isn't it? But it's usually the woman who is the one left behind with a broken heart and the pain of knowing that her love and family life was all a lie/cover-up. I find that sort of responses very…

Yeah, I've always cringed away from the "for women" porn that seems to think I want sensual kissing and romancey stuff. No, I just want sex. It doesn't have to involve soft lights and kissing and Kenny G music. It just has to not have slapping, or choking, or tricking women to get on your stupid bus, or descriptions…

YOU must be new here. I must have a pretty inflated sense of myself, I thought everyone knew me by now!! I mean, I'm no Gella or Adultosaur, but C'MON!

An unplanned teen pregnancy used to be a big reason people married. Not only is that no longer the case, but unplanned teen pregnancies are also on the decline.

I wouldn't say that "going after" someone who has clearly appropriated a culture and then turned around and insulted issues involved with it is wrong... just the way they're threatening to do so.

Agreed. I'd barely know who she was if there wasn't an article on her every other day here. Obscurity would be the best thing for her, not more fame and notoriety.

Yeah... It kinda veered toward ethics in gaming journalism on that one.

That they're comparing Iggy's (supposed) sex tape to Bill Cosby drugging and raping multiple women over decades is appalling.

You know, I'm all for pointing out that not every song's narrative encompasses everyone's experience or needs to, therefore "This doesn't reflect me or this group so it's wrong!" arguments are often weak when critiquing songs. Hence why I'm okay with Meghan Trainor emphasizing that there are some men out there who do…