Excellent camera work in that twitter post.

Hey, you haven’t yet had any gushing responses telling you this is an impressive work of creativity.

And I replaced three bulbs so that I’d actually have functioning turn signals. I never use them, but they’re there...

Hey you’re within the lines. That’s huge!

Well, here’s your problem.

The right answer is always the photo you use for the article...

Bad idea referencing the stock market today, amirite?!

Wow, you are one eagle-eyed chap.

Obviously, you’re not a BMW owner. Oh how I wish I had black wheels. Oh wait, I do. They just didn’t start out black and will clean up to a nice silver if you want to spend a half hour every day cleaning the brake dust from them.

Totally over this black wheel thing, especially on white cars.

please don’t win the powerball jackpot.

......that’s photoshopped.

The standard pluraliziation for a proper noun ending in an “S” is to simply add “es” to the end. For example, if your last name is Jenkins, your family would be “The Jenkinses” (never ever use an apostrophe to pluralize a word). So that means pluraly would be Genesises, but that’s really clunky to spell and to…

What is this? I want to see what happened to that gorgeous turd of a British supercar you bought. I don’t follow you on instagram for nothing.

YUUUUGE, I tell ya.

“The Faraday Future...It’s gonna be huge. The car people, they love me. They support me. I’m a car people. I know cars, and it’s going to be the best car.”

Enjoy the 8 minute video of various trains moving snow. (yeah, work is slow today)