And that's why Mark Dominik is the former GM. He couldn't even scout the right bar.

FINALLY! A job in sports that I’m more than qualified for!

Aaron Rodgers in one of the biggest moments in the state's history

That would be unfair, the amount of points "up for grabs" on the field at any one time needs to be the same for both teams. For example: a TD is 6 points, whether it's a 75 yard TD pass for the offense, or a 25 yard fumble return TD for the defense. Distance to the end zone doesn't determine the number of points that…

That interior says peach schnapps and Vengaboys

The prostitutes that get murdered in that cab will be so lucky.

First of all, anyone who acts completely insulted about being yelled at for the same thing that people have been yelled at for the past 15 years simply doesn't get it or isn't paying attention. This isn't the morning show where you can float your thoughts about Cutler not having heart and passion and be rewarded with…

The Browns are supposedly eager to put this in the past and are willing to give up their 2014 1st Rounder to make that happen

Of course that story was about the Bears actively trying to trade Brandon Marshall but continue with your big scoop.

"Good exchange, guys. (If there's one thing sports media wants for, it's creepy old men talking about women's breasts, by which they mean to express just how much they'd love to fuck those women.)"

"Oh, and don't use Beats headphones while lifting, you look like a douche"

Most guys I know tuck the chord in their shirts. Never had it ripped out

I've always felt that anyone who criticizes Bernstein for being a "jerk" simply didn't comprehend that their own thoughts were most likely stupid, and most people aren't used to facing that reality. When it comes to sports thoughts, most thoughts / takes are stupid in general, so for someone to come to the public…

That is totally out of line. I really loved Katie Nolan's tweet about this. Guy is a jerk.

What a cock.

"God, she's beautiful...I mean, 'Her phenotype is pulchritudinous.'"

Don't worry Nigel, you're not the first one to make that mistake. That's pretty much Mark Sanchez's go-to pick-up line at a Sweet 16.

I'm super glad he posted it, if only to trigger this batshit unhinged reaction from you. Watching Pats fans get aggrieved and pissed off is SO much fun.

John Mara, speaking for the owners, parroted the reasoning they drag out every year. They claim the cameras would be too expensive to install.

F-F-M three way.