somepeoplecallmemauricecheeks
SomePeopleCallMeMauriceCheeks
somepeoplecallmemauricecheeks

All this means is that someone other than B.J Upton will lead the league in strikeouts this year

This Blues fall is a prelude to the team's annual collapse in April.

Asking for a wall that's easily hit at a high speed and most likely a bad angle to be something other than concrete isn't an unreasonable request. Look at other race series around the world, they use tire barriers and gravel traps for a reason.

This is EXACTLY what the MLS needs.

Jesus fucking Christ she is just awful. That she ended up with Stevens is a comfort to me. They are truly a match made in heaven.

Nearly empty women's basketball games = all women's basketball games

"Hey, Grindr guy! You're not supposed to be here."

The NFL has a history of this. Sam Hurd was the instant-gram guy.

Jurassic World 3D: Pacquiao vs. Mayweather

Plenty of time for him to resurrect his career.

Okay, BUT this guy's got so much swagger he's confidently eating his bamboo, while wearing a diaper, in first-class.

1. Stop taking antidepressants that are working for you.

we did #4 for Owen Jr at our house this month. we made goody bags for his friends, we invited the parents and stocked the fridge with beer/wine/booze. we had a strict no-gift policy, and we had they kids prep their own mini pizzas. it went surprisingly well. it broke down to 45 minutes of playing....30 minutes of

Because we're dumb?

Most Nascar fans didn't notice a problem.

Reporter: Coach, any concerns that the league's investigation into Deflategate could result in lost draft picks?

WOW, IT SURE SUCKS WHEN YOU'RE ON CAMERA AND NOT EXPECTING IT, HUH BILL?????

Interesting that Duncan Keith has the highest SAT score in the NHL

Well, that makes one of you.