Definitely not a Cardinals fan.

I read that with Paul Hogan’s voice in my head.

Jet Pack International Executive Crashes Mid-Flight

And what specifically leads you to that completely fabricated conclusion? You know, Clooney didn’t get married until he was over 50 years old.

Cliches make you angry? Or guys like Leo (a worldwide celebrity that you’ve most certainly never had any regular interaction with in your life) make you angry?

1. So, it’s not possible to differentiate between good sex in your early 20s and better sex in your 30s? In retrospect, is has to be one or the other?

I went and saw BvS yesterday.

Gold medal for you!

Don’t think there’s a pool but Wrigley did have a nice piss spa for the opening series last year. And no extra charge to use it!

Fredrik Eklund is not from the South, he’s from Sweden. SMDH

How fucking delusional are you? Next year will be his last in Chicago unless Hinkie gets hired on somewhere and takes that awful contract off the Bulls hands this summer.

“YOU GOTTA BE BLEEPING ME!!!???!!!!!!!”

Serena Williams does not teach you how to dab (“that is out of style now”).

That Gant be legal..

I guess? I guess? I thought it was bonerific my damn self.

The difference with your NBA comparison is, “It’s the NBA. Every team makes a run.”

If there was anything about ‘intent to injure’ in the rule, you might have a point there, funkstick. Alas, there’s not.

Fucking hoverboards.

It was a half. Or the game.

This is great! And now I’ll read tweets on my TV!!