Cliches make you angry? Or guys like Leo (a worldwide celebrity that you’ve most certainly never had any regular interaction with in your life) make you angry?

1. So, it’s not possible to differentiate between good sex in your early 20s and better sex in your 30s? In retrospect, is has to be one or the other?

Gold medal for you!

Don’t think there’s a pool but Wrigley did have a nice piss spa for the opening series last year. And no extra charge to use it!

Fredrik Eklund is not from the South, he’s from Sweden. SMDH

How fucking delusional are you? Next year will be his last in Chicago unless Hinkie gets hired on somewhere and takes that awful contract off the Bulls hands this summer.

“YOU GOTTA BE BLEEPING ME!!!???!!!!!!!”

Serena Williams does not teach you how to dab (“that is out of style now”).

That Gant be legal..

I guess? I guess? I thought it was bonerific my damn self.

The difference with your NBA comparison is, “It’s the NBA. Every team makes a run.”

If there was anything about ‘intent to injure’ in the rule, you might have a point there, funkstick. Alas, there’s not.

Fucking hoverboards.

It was a half. Or the game.

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It’s about time someone locked up Demi Moore.

Probably would have gotten away with it if he didn’t keep screaming, “Hey! Look at this musket!”

Take your time. It’s a half-marathon, not a sprint.

LeBron is subtle as fuck.

This is the Cubs Way. And losing in October.