Elsewhere in high school basketball racism, the principal of Oak Ridge High (a school in the affluent Sacramento foothills) apologized for their students making “soy sauce” and “little eyes” chants towards the majority Asian squad of C.K. McClatchy High. Bad teens.

There might be something to the Danica Patrick angle.....

It’s either TIA or partial seizures.

#YesAllPimps

Before I opened the article, I was assuming the writer would be Haugh

Dogs are better long howl drivers.

Shameless.

She was probably about 20 when cast in SLP, 21-22 in Hustle. I saw Hustle before SLP and my first thought was she was way out of her depth.

Jo-Wilfred Tdoga

Actually, the game didn’t end until the goal was scored.

“Say who again! Say who again, I dare you! I double dare you motherfucker! Say who one more goddamn time!”

I’m no doctor but I’m guessing someone would have eventually noticed he was missing fingers.

I would put HSC on my jersey.

Thank you for this antiseptically boring article, HamNO.

I would give you the benefit of the doubt that SCF just popped in your head if it hadn’t just been used in Better Call Saul this week. Cynical? Yes.

#HighlightTruther

Watch at the :16 mark. Future English Premier Leaguer, there.

Their starters only played the equivalent of one quarter TOTAL and it was a sectional semifinal. Shut the fuck up with that shit.

Never. That’s all.

Burnnnnnn.........some calories, tubby.