I’m totally comfortable in a Zumba class, I just don’t like doing anything while I’m there.

There are multiple problems with the play call but, most of all, it’s that it didn’t use Lynch at all. I don’t necessarily disagree with the pass call, having the entire defense closer to the LOS in a goal line situation, but you have to use your most valuable weapon. Even if he’s not the carrying the ball.

I think she's shooting for a speech writer position with Trump.

For McQueary's follow-up piece this week, she's going to write how Chicago's 400+ murders per year is really a blessing in disguise, helping an already taxed SNAP Program (food stamps) in Illinois. Always with the silver linings, this one!

Yeah?! What'cha thinkin', School Ties Ben Affleck or Gigli Ben Affleck?

Someone has been watching too much True Detective #AssPen

Or Ben Affleck.

That would have made sense given that most bouncers are more inclined to incite an altercation rather than diffusing it.

I was hoping for some sort of story about a cosplay threesome in an alley.

I see offensive line in his future. #NoHolding

Aussie Rules football players/coaches really go all out selling a penalty or injury. But murder?

Soccer players/coaches really go all out selling a penalty or injury. But murder?

He’s this decade’s Mark Wahlberg. But I actually like Tatum.

You go Rose. Your next cause should be taking up for all the bikini models that are forced to wear 2-piece bikinis or thong bottoms. Burn your 2 piecers, ladies! Only 1-piece swimsuits NOW!

There’s a lot more that goes into it than +/-. Not to mention that +/- is about the most useless stat there is.

That was uncanny. Now I’ll go back to tack hammering my balls.

Then why did you click on the link, fucknuts?!

+1 Gator Clap

“What do you call 5 over par on a par 3 hole? A geightor! Hey, Hey!!”

They're all eating Crow now. I'll leave.