What do we do? Help!!

And here I thought Magary would be writing GQ’s summer fashion issue. #StripedPolo

Thank you.

So what happens if you can't find a sub but you really can't teach that day?

Keith has his moments ( none this series ) but, if you regularly watch the Hawks, Shaw has been waaayyyy toned down this series.

She’s a trophy wife? Maybe a participation trophy #EveryoneIsaWinner

Might want to check Sheridan's closet for bodies

Barry and Tom are solid but, joke or not, Deadspin has really taken a turn since Craggs got bumped up. I would compare the site's depth to the Chicago Blackhawks blue line in the WCF.

Okay, enough of this petty bullshit.

My 'series of rules on timeouts' to speed up the game is a series of one: Less timeouts.

-Fantasy draft at the Incubator

Start off your comment kind of douchey and then solicit business for your friends.

Huh. Never knew you were a middle school principal.

I need a 'The League' and 'Silicon Valley' crossover episode, stat!

I have already started preparing myself for this season to be a big bag of suck. I don’t want it to be but I enjoyed the first season too much so assuming this is going to be a big, steaming turd should up my enjoyment factor b/c I'll be pleasantly surprised when it's a small, steaming turd.

She's the Babe Ruth of UFC.

So, WF quality at a lower price.

Christie announced he is repaying every taxpayer dollar spent w/a bridge loan he just secured.

Well, I guess there's no arguing with that idiocy, er, logic.

Student surpasses master.