WTF is a clown show error? Do you usually have to go to Mexico for a clown show?

This is why black people don’t go to baseball games, Chris......

“Back when I played, and when murder wasn’t all illegal like it is today, Yaz once stabbed a Yankee with an icicle in an April fight. That was cold blooded murder.”

“You know, Jeff Samardzija is from Indiana and he’s the best cold weather fighter in the month of April I’ve ever seen.”

You had me until baseball. Deal breaker.

I believe that was a twist on the Chicago Sunroof described in Better Call Saul.

As Hood learned, fly too close to the Suns and you get burned.

Hah! Brother Numsie!

You must be completely Adequate then.

Please, it happens all the time.

It’s easy, you just Superman in the sitting position.

I actually just finished watching Breaking Bad. While she was an EP and directed a couple eps, what exactly about her stuff did you find amazing?

Jordan Spieth will no longer close his eyes when Puig is at the plate.

“I want to show American baseball that I’m not disrespecting the game. But watch out on the road, pendejos, ‘cuz I’m still driving like an asshole!”

Did he li-li-li-li-lick her from her head to her toes?

Only 21 year old virgins would do that.

Reading between the lines, he was a 21 year old virgin.

Is the kid a Rich Girl now? Maybe a Maneater?

I think I care about this as much as the Skipper, Little Buddy.

[To his wife] "What are you flipping out about?"