I've heard he's very generous in the bedroom.

It's not clear what Alonso's problem in Buffalo was

Whatever. I knew these cats way back in the day when they were called SremmurdRae.

I would have to disagree, Barry. Lance Armstrong hit that bad ball with every pedal until he had it removed.

This all came to light when Hillary asked if she could transfer her T-Mobile phone number to her government phone when she won the 2016 election.

Beanum is the ultimate driving experience.

Cars are still relatively new in Arkansas so there aren't that many laws on the books yet.

He's the king.

Straight money, homie.

Yeah, I was too busy playing Tecmo Bowl to have time for this shit.

10 Harvard students, 500 cups.

Guess if the press wants to hear Marshawn's thoughts they need to ask him to talk Turkey.

If Penner just goes along with this punishment and doesn't fight it, he might just enjoy it.

This isn't a court of law fuckstick.

I fall into the redhead fetishist category.

He was 5'10"?

So they'll go back to being average this year?

And yet Octavia Spencer has had plenty of work since her 2011 win.

Otavia Spencer has had tons of work since her win in 2011.

It was an indie movie. From what I understand, $50k for an indie movie is damn good no matter who you are.