Self actually said that in an interview last night.

If you watch the whole video of the game ending/court storming, there really wasn't anytime to get out of the way.

Patchouli is the "putting lipstick on a pig" of scents. IMO.

Orange helmet - a new orange color that we call "Permanently Under Construction Orange"

Adrian honestly has no Kluwe why the Vikings didn't support him last year.

+1

"Because Fellatio Upton Jr. is inappropriate, that's why."

Millennials know this as an e-check.

I haven't had a Daytona experience that had a Busch since the mid '90s.

This will give Bosh more time to promote Jurassic World.

UMass was Shaka'd the shot clock was running out.

Personally, I love my hard boiled egg cooker. Set it and forget about it, perfect every time. There may be hard boiled egg snobs out there that think differently, but not me!

Not sure how they would be able to make that distinction though if the league started allowing reviews of penalties. You can already challenge if a play was a fumble when there was no fumble called on the field. You're challenging the official's judgment of a play.

Because Niemi clearly sounded better than Toews. Idiots. The kids might have stood a chance in Chicago but...... Montana? Nah.

Speaking of names, I just read this earlier today. I mean, really?

Love the no-gift policy idea. What a circle jerk that is when you have a dozen classmate parties your kid is invited to.

You'll never reach the medal stand with scores that low Bill.

I'm sure he probably leads the NHL in shot attempts blocked, too.

Never hurts to have Stewart backing you up, either. He'll literally kill to win a race.

A 2 vs. 2 situation turns into a 3 vs. 1 match quickly.