Why? So said exceptional lady can tell me how inadequate I am?!

Don't be stupid.

Maybe they don't want to see you anymore, Goldie. Keaton has gone on to do a number of films since then.

One possible reason for this is that defenders may be out of position more often in outdoor games, perhaps because the cold weather slows them down.

Did Bobby Hull sign his card "Gordie Howe"? Drunk bastard.

Having the same name as your brother really stinks.

and that he and Wilson aren't really on speaking terms anymore.

+1

I only jizz on my laptop screen because I'm a gentleman. Chivalry isn't dead.

This is the Bear's Fan (Not That O-Face) O-Face Alternate Version.

Wonder if the Astros are keeping Ernie Banks in that cellar.

Penn State's independent, student-run news site, is raising money to pay the fine, with the reasoning that it's refreshing to hear a coach being honest.

1994 was the first time I was ever sad about baseball. The Expos, Gwynn, Thomas, Maddux, Williams.

Chris Berman: Jim Belushi

Brennan Clay Threw, Dragged, Choked His Wife

I already have my tickets for Joba Chamberlain Fitbit Day!

While completely valid, I doubt your 2nd point will even matter. As much money as it's making here, the international box office is huge. They'll find a way, logic be damned.

Agreed, stupid off-the-top-of-my-head question, as I acknowledged in this thread yesterday.

Agreed 100% on all points. But you have to work with what you have in the meantime.

I agree, you can drop the question. Simply start your description w/something along the lines of the seared scallop serving as a replacement for the traditional beef burger.