This is 'best of thread'. Hope it gets ungrayed

If the legal age to consume is ever lowered, anywhere, you'll be right.

Look, he was popped for pot. I agree he should be suspended. I was originally posting about Kevin's reference to the Oregon law that was recently passed. I took that reference to mean he was implying the state law says it's okay, so why are the NCAA's undies in a bunch. You asked a hypothetical about an NCAA test,…

Since it's not a banned substance for football, no.

That, "Look at me! I'm on an elevator!" gag never gets old.

That. And it's not legal for anyone in the state, no matter their age, until July.

I get your disdain, pot is no biggie, but he's still under 21, isn't he? He would still be under the legal age to consume. And it's not legal for anyone in the state for months still.

I don't know if I would have voted for just Craggs, but I would have voted for Tommy Craggs big 'ol boner.

I smell a future article from HamNo about the working conditions under one Tommy Craggs.

Paper bags make sense for a team this green.

John Winger approves this fastbreak.

Clay! Come back!

I don't know anything about Randle but, as for other Cowboys, I've heard rumors that the hue of Demarco Murray's skin isn't natural. Trying to verify.

Has anyone ever been a unanimous Deadspin HOFer?

Clearly these are the same fucking idiots (like my dad) who think you're somehow less Catholic/Christian wearing jeans (or shorts in the summer) to church. Fucktards.

That's generally why I do so well w/the ladies until I open my mouth.

"Gosh dang it, even LA mop boys are cool."

Yeo, coach, take it easy!

Jax, from Vanderpump Rules, says they use socks to bulk up their package.

Her instagram account says, "I'm miley cyrus". No explanation necessary.