somepeoplecallmemauricecheeks
SomePeopleCallMeMauriceCheeks
somepeoplecallmemauricecheeks

Bust that shit out again, Scooter, double-breasted is coming back in vogue.

"Look at the bright side of things, Anderson. At least you still live in Cleveland."

The real travesty of all this is Ronnie Brown was the best option for the Chargers.

Not the best, but I'll give you a Vlad-E for effort.

Moral of the story here is Turbin's girlfriend is pretty nasty putting on some rando guy's nasty-ass jacket on the street.

I'm definitely not in favor of the "enforcer" in the lineup if he doesn't bring anything else to the ice. Other than being a great guy and teammate, that's all he brought when he was in Chicago. You don't like seeing cheap shit out on the ice. Or Alexandre Burrows.

DeMarco Murray hits the whole so fast you don't even know he was there

Right?

THIS. Oh, a wood-grilled portobello sandwich. Yes, please, everyday!

Finally, a potential Winter Olympics event I could qualify for.

Sure, (some) CEOs bring a lot of value to the company that your average worker doesn't blah blah blah, but not that much value, and the average CEO certainly doesn't work 774 times harder than the dude at Burger King.

We're all Pinkel on the inside.

+6

You're hired! Not sure for what.

Easy to say when you're not in the situation.

Eh, if Hubbuch wanted to say Lynch was disrespectful or unprofessional, that's no big deal. Adding 'dick' is gratuitous, self-serving and may not really apply.

"Best interview I've ever heard."

I played football up to D3. Now, before you go all "That's not the NFL!", you have to understand that everything level to level is relative. Just because the game is faster is irrelevant. The players are faster, yes, but so are their reflexes which allows them to make adjustments just like at any other level.

Kelly might get a chilly response in Oxford

Sounds like he's ready for the NFL now