Thanks, Phikipedia.

The security guard was black and the student was black. I don't understand.

@SKaneCSN

Jim Carrey has no business working in a school

And the NHL fined James Neal for diving without a license

I never thought I would see Trestman flipping me the bird

Sounds like Friedel has a Baseball Hall of Fame vote

Maybe a couple more trades with the Blackhawks can fill out their roster..............

Good. Maybe if more cities would sack up and more teams finance their own projects, teams wouldn't decide a new stadium every 20 years is the way to go.

That baby is gonna be a fat one

It's a jewey-stoner euphemism for a multi-player hookah

The Saints fan was inspired by Aaron Kromer's back stabbing from last week.

I always suspected Crosby's head was swollen but now I know

If you like the housewives and might be interested in a Vanderpump Rules Lite, you should check out Below Deck.

Sounds like Kajagoogoo lyrics or something

I've been hoping someone would have the courage to ask this. Now, someone answer dammit.

Whatever, virgin. j/k! :o

Actually think this picture of Sandoval was from that Vegas blowup. I know, sad. But, hey, guilty pleasure!

Crashed Stassi's birthday party in Vegas with an army of random women

I won't, thanks Dan.