This is a scripted comedy, right?

Charge: Possession of a Controlled Substance, to wit, Aspartame. 5 Sticks, Misdemeanor

The Colts begrudgingly enjoyed the spanking Mr. Gray gave

Good to see they had food waiting for them. I was worried more D1 student-athletes were going to starve to death.

"The NFL said they wanted to talk before handing out any discipline and I told them that IS NOT how I do things."

Oh yeah. You say something like taquito or wetback down here in El Paso, thems a fightin' words.

"Men, you'll win today against a severely inferior opponent today b/c you're the Washington mother fuckin' Redskins. Now, let me tell you how to betray your teammates afterwards.........."

Taquito is so politically incorrect these days; no one uses that word anymore.

I'm going to see it in an hour and I expect it to suck. If it turns out to be a B-, I'll be as pleased as turbo lax punch.

You can't say Golden! It's Infused Yellow!

Any Rose injury is just a parody of itself these days.

Early reports have him on the 16 year disabled list.

Dammit! You beat me to it!

"We don't all look alike! "

Besides Game 7 of the 2011 playoffs, I now have another reason to not like Chris Campoli.

I can't believe he lost all that weight after the baby.

Sucks that he turned out to be a murderer and all, but Cardinal Nation wants to know.......... was he wearing jean short cutoffs when he crashed?

This was the funniest thing I've seen today! Off to YouTube!

Don't worry Philly. The Mark Sanchez w/underage girls in a hot tub photos are coming, it's just a matter of time.

If he tries to look when passing he sprains a cornea.