somepeoplecallmemauricecheeks
SomePeopleCallMeMauriceCheeks
somepeoplecallmemauricecheeks

If I throw in an extra $5k, will they find one first-date DTF?

THIS WOULD BE A STORY IF SHE BROKE THREE LEGS

Those twisters wiped the central plains heat right off the map

I've never hovered. I'll give it a good wipe down, then use a provided cover or one layer of TP if there's no cover. I regularly eat food off the floor, too, FWIW.

My ma always told me to watch out for fast women

Boo. But I still recommend.

Best pure hitter I've actually watched in my lifetime. Sad.

Never knew that was an actual thing. Thanks, my day is complete now.

[With Italian accent] That-ah Bosnia defense ah-Messi!

[Slammed door in my own face on way out]

I'm not an NBA fan at all (I can appreciate the athleticism), but I caught most of games 3-5. The way the Spurs move the ball reminds of an NHL team cycling the puck. Kind of like I saw Chicago do in their better games this postseason. I would watch more NBA if there was more team play like the Spurs.

Well done is NOT pink.

One, from your previous post, a few seconds past red in the middle is medium. Medium is pink.

Replay showed fat men shouldn't be officiating professional sports. Wouldn't have known that a couple years ago.

He wins the golf cart that ran over the state trooper yesterday

Or leave it to the Swiss to find a hole in the defense