I just hope that like Katie Holmes, this woman gets paid for her babysitting job, and gets to move on after the designated amount of years.

Not to mention the car will likely be sold to another person before its death, who will continue to drive it tens of thousands of miles more...I don’t get this take...

It’s. Your (profession’s). Fault.

“ more than half of my 570-ish miles were done gas-free” ... How is this giving up on gas?? Its reducing ones dependency on it, but giving up? Please!

A brave good guy with some keys is way more effective than a bunch of cowardly good guys with guns...

Especially the “However, many households sell their vehicle before they get there” line is dumb, because the vehicle doesn’t stop being environmentally friendly when it moves to its second or third owner. Who cares if it takes until the 2nd owner until it becomes a net positive for the environment if the first owner…

The typical American drives roughly 13,500 miles a year. So within between 24 months to 60 months of ownership is enough that the EV becomes a net positive. When the average new car is owned for 8.4 years, that means this all leans in the EV’s favor.

Whether they pollute less or not on the whole, EV’s decrease our dependency on foreign oil, which is absolutely a good thing.

I wonder if deSantis is smart enough to know that CITGO is the CITizens Gas and Oil Co of Venezuela and blame Hugo Chavez to score cheap political points. And before you come at me, being dead hasn’t stopped people like Ronny D from invoking that particular socialist boogeyman in the past.

1st Gear:

Is he starting to realize that entitlement has limits yet? It doesn’t souind like it.

He’s like that creepy guy that shows up at a party , no one knows who invited him, and you find him going through your under wear drawer and fondling your panties 

And I’m further not buying that a preemie of less than 2lbs was declared dead, thrown out, and found alive. Not now, and most definitely not in the 1950s. 

Deja vu. Just six weeks ago Crystal Jewell was telling us about her Adderall habit and having to go cold turkey after she lost her job in high finance. It’s too bad we can’t hear Crystal’s take on Sam Bankman-Fried’s Adderall withdrawal. Crystal certainly didn’t think it was funny when it happened to her.

Right? A lot of family lore gets passed down and retold. It’s very common for details to be exaggerated or straight up not true. Many parents and relatives, including mine, tell stories where they are the convenient hero despite reality.

If he does get it he’ll have the cleanest, most organized cell in the whole place.*

If Billy McFarland is any indication, he can just recycle the old scheme.

“But but but.....I am a rich asshole on paper! Aren’t you supposed to say yes to everything I want and kiss my ass while I flaunt your orders to be a petty little shit?”

Man, without his Adderall, how’s he supposed to focus on coming up with a new scheme for when he gets out of prison??