Overall it’s impressively less tacky than many modern Rolls, except for the WTF triangle patterns... and this is just horrible:

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Why would this guy ever try to defend the parking gate or take the axe??? Just walk out and say, “Yeah I agree this thing fucking sucks and I hate my job but I gotta work. Hey lets put that axe down before the police freak out. Maybe just leave it in the grass and drive off and they won’t even know...”

I’m honestly disappointed it took him 23 swings to chop that gate.

So I’m assuming this guy just keeps an ax in his car at all times? I wouldn’t have tried to take it away from him. You don’t carry an ax everywhere you go unless you have all kinds of uses in mind.

Would emergency breaking that’s standard on those vehicles have activated?

I’m surprised the obligatory spare tire got enough traction to pull the car through the wall. Perhaps it was on the back on this particular Altima. 

That looks like an incredibly deep trunk. You can fit a decent amount of groceries in that thing. Without getting into detail, the new ones are indeed roudy and very nice to drive.

It must be exhausting to be this scared of trans people all the time.

She has the glassy eyed stare of a Newsmax or OAN viewer.

I think Fox might be a bit too fair and balanced for her. I’d bet on NewsMax or OANN.

How much you want to bet that the "news" she watches is Fox?

The “Master race” indeed.

Convicted twice in a year and still making threats from the comfort of her home? How’s that work?

Living your best life is just different for some people I guess.

Love how all white supremacists look like they are missing a few chromosomes themselves. 

The judge said Shry had been criminally charged four times in the past year for “similar conduct” and was convicted twice.

I am thankful for the emergency system on my car. I had a car cut me off and slam on their brakes so they could turn into a business park on my morning commute. The system reacted faster than me and avoided a collision, which is good because I don’t have a dashcam.

Makes sense. It’s already got a farm animal for its logo.

This asshole needs to learn about using the right tool for the job.