This is why you gotta wipe out all of your accounts before selling anything electronic. Usually a factory reset takes care of it.

I wouldn’t consider driving a school bus for under $50 per hour, and I’d have to have a completely sealed off compartment for our mutual protection because I don’t know that I’d handle some of the abuse that gets hurled at bus drivers very well. I’m not saying that the ones who completely lose their minds and hurt the…

First sentence of the article:

The district even spent $199,000 on hiring AlphaRoute

There’s no room for logic in today’s America.

Couldn't that $199,000 be used to hire a few more drivers? 

Plus, if I’m a rich celeb on a fancy Italian vacation, I’m for sure not going to rely on my bitch-ass friends or worse, my dumbass husband, to take any grid-worthy photos of me.

First: “My” kids???

Yeah, I was going to amend this with that. He’s definitely touched her.

Except for Ivanka.

What a curious way to tell her husband that they’re not his kids.

Donald Trump has never changed a diaper.

You gotta love an attempt to humanize a horrendously robotic politician. They’re always full of these terrible anecdotes.

Hollywood explanation: serial killer dumping ground

I lay even odds these kids go the way of Ted Cruz’s offspring in their monumental hatred of their father in the near future. They have that ‘we were told to shut the fuck up and be good little accessories verbatim’ look about them.

So he’ll only pick up his kids from school if his wife literally has cancer?

And I think he is term limited out as Gov of Florida.

They probably think this will play well with the Republican crowd, where the only thing a husband is supposed to do with their kids is shout at them for hanging out with those people or arranging cash for a brief trip to Mexico for some slut who his son trapped in a room at a party.  

And the best part is, he recognized them almost immediately.

Donald Trump has never changed a diaper.