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It seems you unlocked it.

It’s not cute but I’d say that’s pretty much the case for every wife of a 65 year-old man.

Well most sane people wouldn’t want their husband to go 13,000 feet underwater in an unsafe submersible to visit the place where her great-great grandparents drowned. And I never said my feelings are automatic for everyone, I specifically said the second part of that was just for me personally.

Exactly!

Isidor’s body was reportedly found at sea weeks after the Titanic sunk, but Ida’s was never recovered. This all may give some context as to why Wendy Rush, OceanGate’s communications director, has gone on multiple expeditions to visit the Titanic wreckage in the past few years—a voyage to a mass grave site that

I like it when idiots fuck around and then publicly find out.

One can hope

This is going to end with one of them shooting the other, isn’t it?

They should settle it like real American women, with assault rifles at dawn

This reminds me of that scene in the first Jurassic Park (SPOILER ALERT) at the end, when the two velociraptors corner the people, and just as they’re about to eat the people, the T. rex comes out of nowhere and eats the velociraptors. 

While it will be hilarious when he announces her as his VP, for the love of fuck just get him tried and imprisoned already.

That picture has me thinking—there’s got to be someone full-time rubbing the orange out of Trump’s collars.

Like this broad knows how numbers work...

Facts! And it’s being said now about Biden.

She seems like an awful person, even for a former TV anchorwoman, which is not a high bar

Historically, that is the best way to get something from Trump. He has very little object permanence. The best way to get something favorable from him is to simply be the most recent person he’s talked to at any given time. He has an intense desire to be liked by those in his immediate vicinity, it can’t hurt to brute

God help us all if the alternative for the closeness that is crossing my mind is occuring.

She won’t get the VP slot, although it’s hilarious that she’s apparently trying to do it by simply being close as physically possible to Trump when he makes the decision.