Only 5-10 years late, but:

I know some dealers that only certify a car if a customer asks, but they don’t advertise them as CPO.

You can already tell from the headlight shot they are keeping their signature ugly grill.

Let me guess - it will be big, ugly, and expensive!

HD Sells a lifestyle, and finances it at 12.35% for up to 96 months

Yeah. Also the color identity of the site is, subjectively, a lot blander too.

At least it’s in an actual color this time.

It will probably be at the BMW MOA rally in a few weeks in Richmond. 

What reason is given for dumbing down the appearance of the site? Removing all of the photos for the different story titles makes zero sense when automobiles are so intrinsically attached to their designs. As such why all automotive web sites are visually rich. 

The announcement of a special edition when they haven’t been able to deliver all 1200 first editions in 18 months is particularly annoying to those of us with reservations for the “normal” 3X Hummer. Some reservation holders have emails saying that won’t get their trucks until nearly 5 years after making their…

Why is Jalopnik green?

What’s the deal with outer space themed vehicles lately? Is it because they are starting to approach the size, cost, and fuel economy (or electric equivalent) of a space shuttle?

My ex BMW 850 had a 23 Gallon tank and was more than capable of getting 15MPG but it did not use premium.

Bad week for Banana Republicans. Clarence is outed as on the take, tRump loses his sexual assault trial and now this phoney baloney is charged.  Grand Old Party of corruption...

Sorry this wasn’t Tesla, jalopnik staff. This would have been great material for your staff for years to come!

the whole point is to un teather the car from your phone. It will be it’s own device and run all of your apps natively. Basically like your smart TV runs all of it’s programs natively. The real question is will you be able to have your car join the hotspot on your phone or will your car now need it’s own data plan…

I’m willing to bet good money that at least 1/5th of them already have done so.

Much like John McCain, they'd all go running to an abortion clinic if it was their kid or grandkid. At least McCain admitted his hypocrisy. 

Neither is ending production of every single non-truck and SUV other than the Mustang, Jim. Your company isn't in a good place to be talking shit.

It sounds so stupid and frivolous, but if Subway can’t easily document exactly where their tuna comes from, and what happens to it from there til it’s spread on your bun, then that in itself is a problem.