I had an ablation a few years ago, and it is the best thing I ever did for myself.

So basically Sunset Junction with a higher entry fee.

If there’s a nighttime earthquake that’s large enough to wake people up, I can’t get back to sleep until she makes her TV rounds. I know that the odds of any earthquake being the warm-up for a major shaker are incredibly small, but it’s soothing to hear her explain it out loud.

Lucy Jones is practically a folk hero in Southern California. When there’s a middle-of-the-night quake that’s large enough to wake people up. She explains that, yes, there was an earthquake - and while there might be some aftershocks, it’s highly unlikely this quake will trigger a series of them. Then we can go back…

Throwing it to Carson Kressley on the OG Queer Eye. There does not seem to be a gif of it, so picture:

Whatever, dude. Arnold Schwarzenegger beat you to it, except he fessed up before any bribery could happen.

“Guy who nobody heard of?” Yeah, it’s not like he’s in a band that ruled the charts in 2012 or anything... http://ournameisfun.com

Judy Hopps isn’t a Disney Princess, though. Disney is very clear that their princess pantheon contains those 11 characters only, and any publication or website that suggests otherwise will find themselves out of favor with The Mouse.

I don’t think Dan Schneider has spent a single minute fretting about his time being up.

This. It frustrates the hell out of me when it’s assumed we were all a bunch of apathetic slackers. I spent my high school years organizing to preserve reproductive rights, doing my small part to end apartheid and advocating with students from around the city to improve our public schools.

So, I know a slew of LA sex workers, and some of them are women who work on-camera. I haven’t conducted a formal study or anything, but I listen to them tell their stories.

So, I know a slew of LA sex workers, and some of them are women who work on-camera. I haven’t conducted a formal study or anything, but I listen to them tell their stories.

It’s Big Farma, man. They get you loving those gateway whites. Then they jack up the price on the whites, and you try to fill the egg-shaped hole in you life with just a tiny bit of yolk...

Well, sure. The ‘80s commercials kept us all from getting hooked on drugs.

That one’s right up there with the “I’m on a boat! Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat, which I will assume you will assume is mine, because boat=money and women love money! Please don’t ask to see it, because that would mean you’re all about money after all. I’M ON A BOAT!” shot.

Those are sea otters, though. This would have been a river otter. They can’t rape seals because there aren’t any where they live. The males mostly hang out by their shag-carpeted otter man-dens, letting all the ladies know that they have cheap beer and an Xbox.

Yup. A friend of mine died from one at 38. He was a healthy, strong guy - maybe didn’t take the best care of himself, but by bartender/musician standards he lived a pretty quiet life.

I’m also 45, and mostly date younger guys. That’s just who I meet when I’m out and about. I find that the people who have issues with my dates are the same people who don’t approve of my going out to meet friends at bars as often as I do, and they are politely advised to keep their comments to themselves. My friends…

Janney won the SAG award, which is voted on by basically the same people who submit Oscar nominations. No way was she missing out on a nom, and I’d put the odds of her winning at about 85%. The other 15% is for Laurie Metcalfe: She’s been doing well with the critics, and - more importantly - Lady Bird got more…

Something I learned the hard way: If you want to do good in the world, you have to start by taking care of yourself. As much as I wanted to go today, I really needed to stay home and finish shaking this cold or flu or whatever it is. The people who were able to make it didn’t need my germs. In the end, 600,000 people…