Exactly! While I’ve never personally had an abortion, I have friends who have, and they’ve often been sad about having to do it, usually because they do want children at somepoint and feel sorry they can’t manage to have a kid at the moment but none of them have ever regretted it; they know it was the right choice…

Just sarcasm, it seems, but I don’t blame you; I had to pause and check commenting history. Poe’s law is a tricky thing.

Why *wouldn’t* they hate candy corn?

This is OT but I saw the picture at the top and was very, very confused for a moment because I read it as “Stanford protects baptists” and was just kind of like wtf does that have to do with this what

I think it’ll mainly become a matter of who has the least awful shit in their online background.

Cats often live for decades, so you’re probably good.

That’s a fucking stupid answer on so many levels, but notably in terms of environmental destruction: that fucks the rest of the world, too. (As do like, half of Drumpf's policies, but as this is an article on the environmental side, I'm rolling with that.)

While I am up here in the great white north, this hits home for me. When I was in first grade, a fellow student forced me into a closet and attempted to sexually assault me. I fought him off (I was bigger than him) and I got in trouble for fighting him off. In all of this, I still feel the most sorry for him, because…

As a trans person, yeah, I ain’t surprised. Even being from the great white north, the time I’ve spent in the states in the past year... Yeah. I ain’t goin’ back until I pass completely.

There's one a block down from my apartment that has been going for literally two years.

Well, considering he’s previously said he doesn’t actually trust American intelligence agencies, that leaves us with two possibilities, both equally worrying:

I feel like there’s a story there. A horrifying, nightmarish story. Mostly because a machete is an oddly specific and vaguely baffling choice.

Dude. DUDE. If the woman is crying, maybe, yknow, ask her if she wants to stop? Jesus fuck. (Except since this is the flimsiest excuse ever, as it's more an admission he has no idea how consent works, we all know he wouldn't have so much as thought of that).

Has anyone asked Gary Johnson if he knows what Syria is? At this point, I'm about 85% sure I'm not even joking.

Oh god, don’t get me started on shitty videos. My former high school history teacher showed us multiple videos the school board had banned, including one about the Lebensborn program that’s interrupted mid way through for sensual topless women dancing. This site not a mis record or something. The narration continues…

He also obsessively collected coins, and most of our history lessons were exclusively him talking about historical coins.

Oh man, Yorkies. I had a lunatic sixth grade teacher. On one hand, he gave us candy bars (yes, full size) if we did well on tests. On the other, we never learned anything actually in the curriculum, and he only gave the girls aero bars and the boys Yorkies, because Yorkies aren't for girls.

Oh, but the traitor flag is so much more important than the babbies! Their mothers just shouldn’t have had sex. Abstinence only, kids!

Seriously. It's not even lunch, and I'm already done with this shit. That's leaving the bullshit on Standing Rock alone, too. I'm so tired of the news, lately.

Exactly! And you know some people are already going "Well she was in prison, did she expect not to get raped" like rape is simply another part a sentence and not a horrifying crime in and of itself.