My fleet. Only the Tacoma has been driven in the snow.

I am way too ugly for my objectively awesome job. My personal misapplied anecdotal experience completely disproves this entire study.

I got an extra Miata in the driveway. Works great. 2k.

I’d been a Harley hater since before I picked up riding more than a decade ago. I had never ridden one until last year...and I fucking loved it. I was at a Harley dealership checking out an SR400 and I was talked into a test ride of a new roadster by the salesman. My cheapass was actually considering buying one.

My girlfriend and I just bought a Focus ST3 (every option box checked) for 26k out the door last month. While I probably would have purchased a base Fiesta ST (light and simple) or GTI (those clark seats) for myself it’s her daily and we got a lot of car for the money. The ST is a bit more lively than the GTI and ours…

Maybe George Soros can start paying to move people from California to Paul Ryan’s district in WI. Actually, I’ll donate money or be willing to move to a red state if the need is great enough.

Friends, I have hated Trump for longer than I can remember. My grandfather would go on rants about how much of a scumbag Trump was 20+ years ago and we would have to slow my Grandfather down because of his shitty heart (physically, he’s a great dude...still, at 90). Please, judge Trump for everything else, but not the…

That was my exact reaction!

Yes, it would be like when people do that.

I had a very lovely lunch at Taco Bell today with my very conservative law partner. He listens to conservative talk radio all day and keeps up on current events with Fox News. They just parrot the talking points that paint the current administration in as favorable a light as they can. He did mention that he feels…

Everyone needs a third favorite, just like my parents always said about me even though I only have one brother.

Does Costco still do that? I loved the “150 Cafe” as a kid 20+ years ago.

Lunch bourbon is my second favorite behind my “going to bed” bourbon.

Let’s do one of those White House petition things I remember hearing so much about. Those are still a thing, right?

These days we’re well ahead of civilian courts with how we treat our victims. Don’t think we’ll be making huge amounts of progress over the next few years, but things changed pretty rapidly over the last 5.

A Prowler?

She probably would have, but I like how the poverty spec I got adds simplicity.

I just bought a new car this week. I owed about 10k less on the car than what the trade in value was on KBB. When I was honest about what I owed on the car I would get trade in offers LESS than that I still owed on the car. WhenI said I owed more than the car was worth I’d get offers in line with what my trade in quote…

I bought a new Tacoma the other day. Mine is the cheapest one possible with 4x4. It was interesting listening to the salesperson in the next booth talk his person into the top of the line model by explaining it was only another $100 a month to make the jump.

After years of lusting after a mini-bike I woke up one Saturday and my girlfriend pushed me to just do it. Went to a Honda/Kawi dealer and got a Kawi Z125 Pro. I felt like a baller putting a brand new vehicle on my card.