I just end the story abruptly with “No soap, radio!” to see if I can get anyone who wants to feel like they’re in on the joke by laughing.

And here I was about to post about the superior “pizza wheel” cutters to challenge your stock image, but I see you already gave them a shout-out further in the article.

I can’t imagine how one starts a distillery these days. Seeking funding must be a nightmare:

“We think you’ll really enjoy our aged rum! Please give us monies and we’ll have something for you to sample you in five years.”

I own one of these, and while the top is fine I’d say the walls are not totally stable, so I’d recommend filling it with something heavy (like books) to provide some much needed balance. Once we weighed it down a bit, it was sturdy enough that we can use it as a footrest and coffee table without concern.

I own one of these, and while the top is fine I’d say the walls are not totally stable, so I’d recommend filling it…

$300k is the price of a 1500ft townhouse in this area, so, not quite LA/NY expensive, but it’s damned expensive for what I or my girlfriend make.

How do people buy a house? Specifically, I know multiple coworkers (whom I must assume are making comparable salary and buying comparably-priced homes to what I’m looking at) buying houses and only putting 2-3% down and somehow securing a mortgage that doesn’t bankrupt them. Meanwhile, I crunch the numbers over and…

Bar soap sucks for transporting in your gym bag.

Boston/butterhead lettuce is tastier anyway.

There’s some stuff we do that’s really good but doesn’t exactly reheat well (this fish tacos recipe we did this week comes to mind), so I can’t always cook for leftovers.

Doing the majority of shopping at Aldi’s and resolving to cook at least five days a week has probably been the biggest boon to finances. Assuming we can find everything we need there for the weekly meal plan (it’s rare we get it all there but I’d say we can probably get 80-90%), our grocery bill for the week is around…

Fans realize that Dr. Hibbert is also voiced by a white guy and chaos ensues.

It doesn’t matter. The entire GOP is a cult at this point. We could have video footage of Trump stabbing his own aborted fetus in the head with scissors and his acolytes would still insist he’s Christ Reborn.

1) Anything homeopathic:

I think I speak for all of us when I say who the fuck is telling you to take your baby to a chiropractor? Because that person is not your friend.

They were called VCD’s. Quite popular in China, actually. I remember buying several anime “DVDs” on ebay back in the day only to find out they were bootleg VCD’s.

And as a side benefit, your next batch of pressed shirts will smell like cupcakes!

Never used it, personally. I mostly used Mint as an app to consolidate and remind me of my upcoming bills, then went to wherever to pay them.

People don’t do this anyway? I was taught to rinse out pretty much any container that had sugar in it before throwing it out. Sugar attracts ants.

The sudden change in temperature won’t make the glass receptacle crack?

I ran into a stubborn folder the other week on my external hard-drive that I was trying to back up (always keep a backup—even the backup of the backup) that Windows refused to rename or delete. Turns out there was a trailing space on the folder name, which made Windows shit the bed for whatever reason.