Unless the person answers “Neither” because they’re unemployed, in which case you now look like even more of a jerk than if you had just stuck to the usual “What do you do?”

Stop asking me boring questions, then.

Some recommendations for a place or service that laminates your recovery codes would be great. I’ve found that keeping recovery codes on a piece of paper in my wallet tends to fade or, worse, have the ink stick to the back of whatever credit card is on top of it. I need to laminate all of these codes (since I have 2FA…

Additional suggestions:

Does setting the language to Korean also improve battery life?

Don’t forget:

This is literally the worst Lifehacker article ever written.

I’ve never rinsed my white rice. The method my mother taught me was:

Anything except drink a glass of Roundup, apparently:

They will never stop trying to repeal the ACA. They’ve failed repeatedly, and every time they say, “We’ll just let it die on its own and then they’ll beg us to replace it!” Then, several days later, they try again.

Pretty sure that would run afoul of Byrd and you would need 60 votes to pass. And there’s no way in hell a single Democrat human being would vote for that.

But this is how insurance works. If you don’t have healthy people paying into it, there is not enough in the pool of money to tend to the sick. And if you wait to get insurance until you’re sick, there is no money for you.

The downside of this, however, is that I’m so used to listening to my podcasts at 1.2X speed now that if I happen to catch Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me live as it’s airing, everyone sounds like they’re talking slowly...

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No. On this point, I vehemently disagree. Ask Spinal Tap:

The lazy person’s guide to Italian meats:

I read the title originally as “How to Store Fresh Eggs So They Really Last”, then looked at the picture and thought OH DEAR GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE EGGS!?!

If this training makes me sound anything like Ira Glass, I think I’ll pass.

The guy had a steel bat. I don’t think he was heading to the batting cages.

I think I’ve found their new slogan: