I prefer Chief Wiggum’s method:

Oh, the poor dears. They campaigned on a promise to thoroughly and systematically fuck people, and are shocked that people are upset when they attempt to follow through on that promise to fuck people.

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What do you mean? I brew my coffee and tea exactly the same way.
Coffee: French Press

Shep,

Shep,

“Ramen” and “Beef Jerky” are first on my list whenever I’m anticipating heavy snow. We haven’t lost power during a major storm yet, so boiling water isn’t a problem.

You might want to list some of the performance problems associated with Full-Disk Encryption on older Android models. It wasn’t until Marshmallow I think (someone can correct me if I’m wrong here) that Google actually started to leverage hardware-boosted encryption/decryption, meaning that on Lollipop and below, it…

I’d say “Unlimited Data *Not really unlimited” should be illegal and false advertising, but, with the current FCC and presidential cabinet, I imagine we’ll soon start seeing “Verizon Wireless: Cures Cancer!*” as long as there’s the handy asterisk disclaimer explaining that Verizon does not, in fact, cure cancer.

The recipe doesn’t appear to include salt. I understand it’s hip to appropriate Mediterranean recipes right now because they’re considered healthy, but if we can’t do them faithfully, what’s the point? It’s not going to taste authentic without salt. Sumac is no substitute. Believe me, za’atar is salty, particularly…

I use the same pair of Anker buds for gym / treadmill / walking outside, I find they get incredibly painful to hold in my ears after about an hour or so. I can mitigate the pain by not using the ear-loops, but then I can’t trust them to stay in my ears while jogging.

Keep in mind they tried the same thing with me when my Fitbit was within warranty. I’m actually going to single Fitbit out here for terrible service, because when my Fitbit Charge got the inevitable “heat bubble” that caused the band to detach (which could not be fixed, because why would something like a watch band be…

There are so many better things you could do with your time.

Are there any objective standards that must be followed for a product to be labeled “Sustainably sourced”?

There were a ton of lawyers wandering around Dulles Airport at the protests on Saturday offering free legal advice for this very reason. I would assume they either didn’t show up on Sunday, or security prevented any of them from reaching her.

Wow, pretty glaring mistake I saw just from glancing at the paper. The researchers classified Torguard as a “Tor client” and skipped it as a result, despite the fact that Torguard says as the first entry on their FAQ page that the name was related to “Torrents” and has nothing to do with the TOR project.

Alton Brown suggested using a pair of cut-resistant kevlar gloves from the hardware store if you don’t feel like using the guard. I gave it a try and found that they work very well. I don’t use them all the time, I’ll still use the guard for stuff like onions, but if I’m cutting potatoes it feels like I have more…

You’ve gotta feel at least somewhat bad for the f.lux developers. They were the first to the market with the concept of reducing blue light, and on nearly every OS they’ve been stonewalled or made obsolete by the OS vendors:

There is, but evidently it’s still using Flash on the backend. If you try to open the Labs in GPM and you’re running Firefox w/o Flash, the option will be grayed out.

Some of those labs won’t work on Firefox, unfortunately, or if you have Flash uninstalled / disabled (because it’s 2017 for Pete’s sake and we should be freaking done with Flash).

I actually like my representative, but god damn if that district doesn’t scream “gerrymandering.”