“Do nothing at both ends of the floor” was also an interesting mindset for Tristan Thompson to have, but hey, I’m just a fan.

Del Potro approaches his opponent tenderly. Grasping his hand, he leans down and whispers an encouraging word in Almagros’ ear:

“Just be happy we’re not horses.”

For throwing that ball at a player during the scrum, Jimenez should be suspended for 10 games. The announcers suggest he’s a pitcher, though, and if that’s true then he should be suspended for 1/3 of an inning.

Should be standard for a starting pitcher, take the normal suspension and multiply by 5.

I love that major league baseball deems being the instigator and throwing a lethal projectile at someone’s head over being butthurt from 2014 is worth only 2 games out of 162 more than a guy attacking the asshat who just tried to maim him with his helmet.

The only way Cleveland gets past game 5 is if they play outside with those fucking knats that ate the Yankees. What a dump.

One could argue that. One would be wrong, but that’s One’s prerogative. But, One could not, without looking like a fool, argue that Betts or anyone else has been a better player than Trout since 2012, which was the discussion.

A only slightly warmer take would be “Trout, who since his first full season in 2012 has been one of the greatest players of all time...”

Anyone who argues otherwise is baseball stupid. It is a testament to the stupidity of the BBWAA that he only has two MVPs.

Hot take alert!!!!!!!

Strickland is a goon.

The guy is out on his feet. Why didn’t the ref stop the fight? Why did he have to be hit again, taken to the ground and then hit again? This is the problem with MMA, they don’t know when to protect themselves, let alone their fighters.

Good thing the ref let Melickovic smash Musoke’s face in one more time for good measure. You know, just in case he was faking a traumatic brain injury. Sad.

In a check swing, the ump determines whether the batter offered at the ball. If he didn’t, it is not a swing (makes no difference about where the bat is, whether the batter “broke his wrists”, etc. only if he offered at it). In a bunt, if he does not offer at it no strike (keeping the bat out is not necessarily…

So, if he walked over and tipped the ball, it would have been a foul? So many questions.

Lesson for the kids out there: Don’t try to make baseball fun.

Well technically, an immaculate inning should be all strikes, with no pitcher.

I play with a lot of older women, and I call the drop shot my “Eat it, Peggy.”

That’s okay. The C’s can just use their No.1 overall pick in the draft to get a guy as good as LeBron for next year. That’s how this works, right?

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.