I only bang ex-coworkers, I’m friendly and flirty with them when they work there and then stay in touch with them after they transfer or quit.

They tried repeatedly. But every time they got close to making progress, it was De Ja Vu all over again.

$2000 is about 10 lap dances with touching.

They literally tried to make their own helmet, with Blackjack and hookers.

Thank God it’s red. I don’t want to hear any more bullshit about comparing this to Darth Vader.

Speaking of red, if you compare it to Deadpool I might strangle you while looking at the camera.

Weed......alcohol...pussy. Excuse my French. But if my time on earth becomes a countdown...and my kids are nowhere around to hang with....it's weed....hooch and pussy. And fuck everything else...except for some munchies. Come on now....let's not get too deep here.

No snark, Hannah Storm handles these unfortunate and unenviable reports with aplomb, striking just the right balance of professionalism and humanism.

Robotech was the fucking bomb (no pun intended).

I remember doing duck and cover drills in school but only because it gave me a prime view of Holly Lance’s sweet ass.

Literally, gone in 60 seconds.

Actually, according to the law, your four ways exempt you from any and all traffic laws. Not many people know that!

ok, seriously- how easy would it be to steal a car with one of those?

But, he had his 4-ways on! You’re allowed to park anywhere if you turn on your 4-ways!

I believe 164 BCE was also the last time a Buffalo sports team was in the playoffs.

“that’s pretty much me after eating taco bell”

At first I thought this was a street cleaning machine in Rio.

I see no problem with the underwater cameras, I see a problem with freaking out over seeing a woman’s nipple, especially in this context. They’re not sex objects, they’re athletes competing. This view gives a good look at a sport where a lot more happens under the surface of the water than the casual fan realizes.…

m’akeup

m’lady

is it me, or this woman could easily cosplay each and everyone of Johnny Deep’s film characters?