Everything I want is too expensive and by the time I can afford it humans won't be allowed to drive anymore. Doesn't sound like life is worth living

VAG would never let a Porsche be cheaper than the Audi.

yeah the autoplay on the gif on the main Jalopnik page didn’t really give me the opportunity to opt out of seeing the “horrific” part

So will all the idiots scream: “Porsche is building a better 911 because they’re scared the Cayman, an all-around better platform, would outperform it!”?

The problem with this statistic (there are actually several on Kellerman’s methodology, but I won’t go into those here) is that the figure of gun deaths includes suicides, a more common cause of gun death in the home than homicides and accidents combined. One can reasonably conclude that, while a gun is one of the…

That’s why I pack all kinds of random shit under there, I tell everyone that it’s because I’m a slob, but really it’s so nobody can fit in there.

As a child, I never dared to look under my bed because I was afraid I would see someone stare back into my eyes. As an adult, I still don’t dare.

Correct me if I’m mistaken, but aren’t there a lot of Dems who receive NRA funding? Hate the game, not the player.

This is true.

Going in on a car together is a good way to ruin friendships.

Criminal that the GTS-R tribute doesn’t come with BBS wheels.

INTRODUCING THE NEW 2020 DODGE VIPER HYBRID

They forgot to waterproof this one.

Mesothelioma. It’s a jeep thing.

“You truly are the king of kings!”

This profile is one video short of being The Onion’s “College Basketball Star Heroically Overcomes Tragic Rape He Committed.”

now i have the option between a corvette or ls400

seriously? i know a ton of people, myself included, who often have a pocket knife on their person.

... why would you bring a knife into the bathroom just because? Was he planning to, perhaps, julienne some carrots while he was in there? Mince some onions? Cut some tile he was planning to lay?