No clue. When I was growing up we’d throw a dead dog or a lose horse leg on the track to slow them down.

I’m not easily impressed. I’m impressed.

My mind’s trying to tell me it’s just a flip-open panel for external device connections or memory cards...but the size is just right...

Good one. We’re from the government and we’re here to help you. Is one of the scariest sentences you’ll ever hear.

So this is what’s gonna kill this glorious age of performance cars we live in. This will destroy drag racing as we know it and multiple other racing series.

NEVER TAKE A CRUZE

If I understand correctly, you’re saying, “kids are no fun.”

Right. Never take a Cruz.

I don’t know this is one of my favorites - well the guys reaction is anyway

nothin’ classier than slapping women with yer dick and shipping HGH to your wife, is there

I don’t know about others, but this is how Russell Wilson reacted at his post-game press conference after what was a much more heartbreaking SB loss than the Panthers just faced:

That’s some good cropping.

As a former Saturn owner and currently multiple Suzuki owner, I can confirm. My perfectly fine 2016 Scion iM isn’t worth any more or less today than 3 days ago.

I’m not sure which is worse, my affinity for car brands that don’t last, or the fact that I’ve owned 2 Subarus and currently pleasure drive a Surf (JDM…

“Remember the Mercury Milan?”

Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full.

Saddest person today? This guy...time to go vape and cry.

Pretty sure god didn’t make them smart.. I’m guessing years of education and experience did.. So just thanking the guys at Alpinestars is sufficient.

So then we can also thank God for letting that tire explode in the first place, right?

I was really glad he thanked Alpinestars in his tweet. That was a classy move. It really is amazing what proper riding gear can do for you.