Is it crazy to think he has the cojones to go into the coach’s office and say, “Look, I was there but I didn’t consume. Watch the tape...”

Now he’s really behind the 8-ball.

most people couldnt even lift 855 lbs on their back, so say what you want. he probably can squat 750+

Well, he looked properly embarrassed. I think my favorite part of the video are the guys over to the left, squatting with excellent technique, using weights they can handle.

i’m just glad his sweatpants didn’t turn brown

And to think I used to believe the 15 year rule in Canada was oppressive. At least we’re allowed to have the R34's now.

I call bullshit on the Infiniti QX80. You put it in the list because it’s “probably” pretty good. WTF?

Leasing a Huracan is surprisingly “cheap.” I got offered a lease for about $2k a month. While that isn’t really cheap per se, it’s certainly attainable for the average middle class person if they’re willing to make some sacrifices.

He already quit the contract but confederates get confused about what’s in the past and what’s in the present a lot

PSI was wrong, low flying pelican caused me to swerve.

Remember when Audi sold real wagons in the US?

Imola Yellow. Possibly the greatest color of all time.

Perfectly delivered family guy reference. Making the actual meme would have over pushed it, but the text alone gives the joke exactly the right amount of spark.

COTD

You’d think that the VAG Group would have the technology to adjust engine settings when the car senses that it’s being run in a static environment and not moving . . . . .

Yes, that’s also why I can’t own a Lamborghini, the fear of fire. And stop calling them hoverboards.

As the whole tree hugging movement pushes for electric cars they continue to overlook the facts. Making electricity, for the most part in the US, is done by burning coal or use of atomic power. Both of these come with an entirely different set of problems. Adding everyones car to the electrical grid would require us…

Thanks for pointing out what should be obvious but, based on wrenching in school and garage ownership...isn’t. Most people don’t realize that the ‘cost-of-goods sold’ (the cost of the materials used in creating the goods along with the direct labor costs used to produce the goods) is around 15%, where the same cost is…

gives me the lafs every time.