Key difference though, Lexus used plastic with wood grain printed on it. Porsche uses wood and lacquer.... While I agree, nobody buys a 911 with wood in it, people do like the stuff in their Macans, Panameras and Cayennes.

I would be thanking evolution and their parents for providing them with the genes, resources and schooling to design his gear. Sky daddy had nothing to do with it.

DUDE! I cannot star this enough times. He could always get "2003-2016 RIP" under it.

I don't know any of those bands but just based on the "Metal" of their names I bet that was a good time.

Went to the one here and they were giving out hats if you signed up for emails about future Scion events. Stoked I got the hat now!

I think of stanced cars like someone bought a perfectly good white dress shirt and decided they wanted a tan one so they decided to dye it with their own feces. Now it's tan, it stinks and most people are embarrassed to be seen with you except other people that enjoy dying their clothes with feces.

Everything about the way he's dressed screams that's his car. This is why we have stereotypes people! They wouldn't exist if there weren't people that fit it to a T.

Seriously. Like the caption said, he missed the line. Then hops up like he ripped a fat line of white lightning grunting like guys at the gym who feel the need to posture.

All they want to do is Ah rooma zoom zoom and shake their rump.

Throw in, Jesus is not coming back for good measure. That’ll really piss off most people down here in the south. Trust me...I live down here.

There's a reason for it. Noise insulation and aerodynamics. Seriously. All that plastic muffles engine noise.

Fake it till you make it! And you've failed.

Someone who actually gets it! Look I’m pro 2nd amendment and all for the shrinking of our government but these guys went about this all wrong. They took over a building that’s less important than a highway rest area in the middle of nowhere Montana. The reason there’s been a lack of uproar/action/and coverage of this…

This where it would be nice to have a War Rig from Fury Road handy to just plow through these jerks. Hate to say it but it would be far more entertaining than the stupidity being displayed. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Hope he's suing the crap out her.

Think they'll do a reboot and remake the prequels and have them suck less? I mean even if they were slightly better it would be an improvement. There's a cut on Youtube of the 3 spliced together that's pretty good. Cuts out a lot of the...crap.

I should have gotten in A LOT more trouble than I did in HS. I've got 3 stories that are prime examples of how quick thinking and flat out luck saved my bacon.

Not going to lie. This seems like something someone would dream up while high. Believe me, I've had those ideas before but getting up off the couch proved to be too great of a hurdle to execute them before they wandered off and got high too.

Tail end of Gen X for me. I was on my own at 19. I got a year to be weaned. I paid a couple semesters of college. Worked through school and paid all my own expenses. Save for a the “here get drunk for your birthday” $50 check I get every year my parents haven’t given me anything other than socks and underwear for Xmas…

Don't forget speed holes!