That's fairly common actually. People love to roam the lot when dealers are closed.

Yeah but they come back up in value, well except the 996.

Just so you know you paid significantly more by buying there than you would have elsewhere. CarMax usually has 14% mark up in their used cars. So if you had walked into another dealer and said, hey give me a discount you would have paid less. Just saying...

I think you missed what I was saying. The customer believe it was morally wrong for us to attempt to profit selling their car. That's not them trying to save money. That's them thinking that we shouldn't make money. You pay more profit by percentage, not dollars, when you go out to eat than you do buying a car. Have…

So much this. The system is broken at this point. Customers don’t want to pay profit thanks to the internet. Which hilarious in my opinion as no one wants to work for free but in the age of information that’s starting to happen not just in the car biz but other industries too. My favorite line “Oh you’ll make it up on…

Cars from the Northeast in general are shit. In my 9 years doing this I've never seen a nice car out of the Northeast. People up there park by braille and generally treat their car like crap, and if they don't someone else does and hits their car. I had a preowned manager who wouldn't buy a car out of the Northeast at…

New York taxi companies must be way different than down here in the south. Every taxi I'm in here has the dash lit up like a Christmas tree and feels like the suspension is about give up the ghost.

COTD nominee!

That sucks

Must be at small stores. Just driving the car around the building at a store I worked at was a half mile.

I was impressed it had the memory for that or that they could discern some of the pics as if you're old enough to remember the image quality on that janky little screen was not so hot.

Dude it is awesomely bad! So many classic action hero one liners.

Actually from Commando with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That was his name in the movie. Sort of a running joke with us. I usually greet him with a "How's your arm John?" If you've seen that movie as many times as we have you'll understand.

Trial by fire is the only way!

That's like me! Get a stick lesson the night before buying a car 6 hours away that's a manual. Get dropped off by someone who will not be following me home. Proceed to stall out many, many times till I hit the highway and could cruise. Drive off mountain in the fog on the Blue Ridge Parkway. Resume journey after being…

Not always, we have signs up to buy people's car and do so all the time.

Solid username!!!

Probably not an official invoice but something close. Really what they’re doing is trying to bait you in to look at a car. Then once you’re in the ether of the new car, club you like a baby seal. So glad I work in highline and don't have to deal with that sort of crap. I much prefer the "this is a business, this is…

Love that scene! "Holy Sh!t I just bought an $80k car what was I thinking!?!"

The number of "I for one, welcome our new robot overlords" jokes/references made was tremendous!