That sucks

Must be at small stores. Just driving the car around the building at a store I worked at was a half mile.

I was impressed it had the memory for that or that they could discern some of the pics as if you're old enough to remember the image quality on that janky little screen was not so hot.

Dude it is awesomely bad! So many classic action hero one liners.

Actually from Commando with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That was his name in the movie. Sort of a running joke with us. I usually greet him with a "How's your arm John?" If you've seen that movie as many times as we have you'll understand.

Trial by fire is the only way!

That's like me! Get a stick lesson the night before buying a car 6 hours away that's a manual. Get dropped off by someone who will not be following me home. Proceed to stall out many, many times till I hit the highway and could cruise. Drive off mountain in the fog on the Blue Ridge Parkway. Resume journey after being…

Not always, we have signs up to buy people's car and do so all the time.

Solid username!!!

Probably not an official invoice but something close. Really what they’re doing is trying to bait you in to look at a car. Then once you’re in the ether of the new car, club you like a baby seal. So glad I work in highline and don't have to deal with that sort of crap. I much prefer the "this is a business, this is…

Love that scene! "Holy Sh!t I just bought an $80k car what was I thinking!?!"

The number of "I for one, welcome our new robot overlords" jokes/references made was tremendous!

Yes!!! I was just about to post this. Seriously, having worked in the dealership world for nearly a decade I've seen some cars that were unsafe roll through the shop. Living in a state with safety inspections and by the border of a state without...I've really seen some heaps on the road.

Come to the South or California, they are everywhere!

Not gay but I'm stoked for this. Personally I think it's a secret economic stimulus package. Think about all the F'ing fabulous gay weddings that will be happening soon. Business should be booming for anyone in the wedding industry that's not a bigot. Bakers, caterers, photographers, jewelers. Good times all the way…

Cayman GT4 and 911 GT3 RS. Missed boat if you weren't already on a list. Check out some of the outcry online over the GT4 it's crazy.

Wait, wait, wait a dang minute.... The answer is not Miata?

So your answer is No you don’t. So you’ve never experienced what it’s actually like to attempt to inspire surprise and delight for people on a daily basis while getting your nuts kicked in by angry customers. Going the extra mile for people, taking time out of your day and scarce free time to make sure someone is…

These are the "smart" rich and ones who prefer not to be inconvenienced. They buy the nicest, most reliable car and drive it till it gives them trouble or they feel it's too outdated to continue to drive. Then they hand it down. I can't tell you how many people I've met that are rich that drive some old, hella…

Let me ask you this though, do you work in customer service? If not then you have no idea....