I mean it’s a great response to all the religious fucking wackadoos that are opposed to birth control at all. It’s like, hey. God laughs in the face of your fucking IUD so why do you give a shit anyway? He wants a baby borned, He’ll fucking get it done, ok?

That’s not a prank, please stop calling swatting a prank. If you can’t tell the difference between a prank and a felony then it isn’t a prank.

Coincidentally, about an hour ago (3:00pm on Monday afternoon). I’m sitting in front of a coffee shop and there’s a shitfaced old drunk parked in the red zone right in front of me. He’s obviously trashed; puking out the window, nodding in and out, etc. Shitfaced Drunk in the middle of the afternoon. I called 911, cops…

Sadly, Nintendo has already issued the child a Cease and Desist

I would also add a tip for new players. “Do daily objectives” found in the interaction menu. The RP and money rewards stack if you do them daily. You get $25,000 for completing three objectives each day. Complete the three daily objectives for seven consecutive days and instead receive a different, larger cash ($100…

My dad finds it fucked up that the many weddings he attended in the 80s and 90s played The Police’s “ Every breath you take.” The song is basically a stalker’s manifesto

The biggest crime of all is that Pence used an AOL email account after the turn of the century. Did he also use Geocities to build Indiana.gov?

Ok well that is just deserving of applause, as far as I’m concerned.

Best name for Trump EVA.

Speaking of Fox News, look at this shit::

UK Parliament:

A still-unsolved mystery: Where did Lady Gaga go after finishing her performance by leaping from the stage and catching a football? Maybe she’s falling still...

ANY EXCUSE TO POST MY FAVE MEME! I always read this in Obama’s voice.

finally! an article with some meat in it!

Well they gotta make a left turn eventually.

You know things are serious when thousands of people are going to the airport when they don’t have to.

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

Africa donating to assist with a crisis in the United States. Sad!

The issue is that the prefrontal cortex continues developing until you’re about 25. It gets a little hazy and gray when you’re considering the ability to think rationally of, say, a 19 to 21 year old, who is still undergoing neurodevelopment but who is pretty far along in the process and is generally (though not…