Oh man, I worked at ASDA which is Walmart’s subsidiary in the UK and they tried to make us smile and be pleasant to customers. This is beyond my skills. I’m Northern Irish and congenitally dour. I don’t hate the stranger but I strongly suspect he has committed murder.

You know like in the Game of Thrones times when they used to publicly castrate rapists? Just kind of wondering, theoretically, if anyone’s thought of phasing that back in.

How’s about he pays for the fund himself privately with his ill-gotten gains instead of using the death of a child to grandstand on the internet to impress his troll pals? What a knob this kid is.

It’s so fucking hard and it will consume every facet of your life. Don’t do it unless you really, really want to.

There are a huge number of laws about discrimination against caste and massive improvements in recent years mainly because of grassroots efforts. Still, a thousand years of pervasive social norms is a hard habit to break - especially for people at the top who don’t want to let go of their power.

Is a peter a penis? How do you slam a penis in a car door? In real life, and not in a cartoon? To the extent that it’s happened ‘too many times’? And why would this unfortunate series of painful slapstick events make you want to call Hillary Clinton a bitch? Sounds like he needs to put some rope around his accident…