Hillbillies love that tune?

This week was a terrible one. My family troubles intensified and Emily got out twice. The first time, she was missing for a while, but she came back and was fine.

Wednesday, my roommate left the door to our balcony deck open and she must have fallen or jumped off the balcony the second time, and landed right on her…

Sometimes the best brag is the one where you are a functional adult human and you do things like grocery shop, clean, and not fuck up at work. I can proudly say that that is my brag this week. And with that, here is your Brag Thread! What have you accomplished this week (whether it’s at work, at school, at home, or…

I...I was expecting to be disappointed...which was ridiculous because you’re you and she’s her.

This Maya Rudolph commercial for Seventh Generation aired during Full Frontal and it’s my new favorite commercial.

What we’re seeing is abject desperation. Clinton is running multi million dollar ad buys in swings states while Trump lazily campaigns in red states. They need money, they need unity, they have no ground game in Ohio or Florida. Though I still think it’s unlikely, the GOP NEEDS to stage a convention coup. They’re…

You know at this point I don’t really care about placating these assholes. I’d say yes, damn right...we ARE coming for your guns. Every fucking one of them.

Thinking the SAME thing. BOTH girls are now taller than Michelle! They are so beautiful and bright (all of ‘em) that I can’t even hate them for their perfect genes.

Riiight...she has sure shot up there...

Those two little girls have grown up into real beauties.

Honestly, the US didn’t deserve the Obamas. The crap we put them through was shameless, and they handled it with such poise and grace. Also, yay, National Parks!

There is no doubt in my mind that he IS going to be remembered as one of the best presidents we’ve had. Thank you, Mr. President.

A few months back, I had to go sit at my local (rural NE PA) Social Security office for a couple hours for thing. An obviously affluent older woman was talking to the security guard about the best handgun to buy because she “needed” to start concealed-carrying to protect herself against “terrorists” (which she…

The correct term is “Militia.” We have untrained* militia blasting away at shoplifters -vomit

As I said last week, they’re all wannabe Rambos. I’m really coming close to cutting some people out of my life because they won’t stop bleating about “gun grabbers” and how military-grade weapons are totally cool for us to own, because government oppression, man.

While our friend Wayne may indeed be a walking advertisement for birth control, to his credit, he still wasn’t so cool with Donald Trump’s proposal that clubgoers armed to the teeth could have stopped the Orlando massacre: “I don’t think you should have firearms where people are drinking.”

Thanks for the fearmongering, Lapierre. Now we’ve got armed untrained civilians blasting away at shoplifters:

You are not alone. I am so fucking ragey about the state of this country.

I don’t use the word hate lightly. I also try to remember that most people aren’t good or bad, everyone has some humanity, etc, etc.

I mean, Sandy Hook didn’t get the NRA to change its tune, and its membership likes kindergarteners way more than gay club-goers at Latin Night.