So get all that shit off the back of your Audi A6. Jeez, man.

You expressed the frustration I feel better than I ever could. Don’t apologize.

So what the fuck is the individual citizen to do? I’ve lived beneath the poverty line most of my goddamn life and I’ve barely enough resources to support my family. I live in AK (a Red state) so I know that my phone call to Murkowski was just a waste and the only thing I’m doing when I argue with my Red neighbors is…

Theres so many people I would like to thank for this prestigious honor.....who am I kidding the only person who needs thanking is the King himself!!!!

I don’t even try to impress myself anymore. Hence the silver Honda Accord in my parking spot.

Moral of the story, don’t be impressed by anyone driving a 3 year old German car.

They praised Chevy’s garbage interface that looks like a 1990s video jukebox, and panned Alfa Romeo’s elegant, integrated, simple UI.

Yeah, that pretty much sums up my feelings on the division.

I can deal with the occasional “Tough” enemy. But dying because a guy in a hoodie can absorb an entire magazine and beat me to death with a pipe because my gun wasn’t the right level frustrated me beyond belief.

Cause it would cost them a lot of money.

At least this person had a backup plan.

No. Any pedestrians would be the real losers.

20 years old me: This is rigged! There is no way a freaking Kia would be faster, I’m getting a Mustang GT no matter what!

Nowhere in this article does it mention he was in the military. Thanking someone you don’t know for something you don’t know they actually did is just kind of weird.

Would’ve made me shoot my load...

Okay I’m bad at this.

The bigger question is why are people so judgmental? You even got the police department weighing in. What this guy did was out of the ordinary. But you break it down, and there is nothing sinister about it. 5 mph is walking speed.

The U.S. fell to Trinidad & Tobago last night, and will not compete in the 2018 World Cup.

Not all women can tolerate birth control, and men should have an effective way to insure they aren’t relying on women to prevent pregnancy, especially in causal sexual encounters. This isn’t about you.

I want proof that you took the pills. There are shitty people of both genders who can’t be trusted. I know several guys with kids whose girlfriends were “on the pill”. Dealing with drama, custody battles, and child support are all still consequences. It doesn’t really matter if they were lying or just part of the 1%…

Genuine question, why do you write shit like this? Is it funny to you? And for the last fucking time, the male participants were not “being crybabies.”