Yep. Saints Row is fucking bonkers in the best way. They can literally do anything they want as far as story goes. 

I’m so stoked. Timesplitters was great. I can’t wait to get chased by a horde of bloodthirsty monkeys for being in first place in a deathmatch. 

My dumb Cleveland jokes aside, I like LeBron and that Cav’s championship was definitely a feel-good moment for the city. But ultimately I think the narrative around his time in Cleveland will be more defined by missed opportunities (should have won more titles) and the drama around his exit to Miami. 

Did I miss the boat on the sock thing? I never found jizzing into a sock to be an especially intuitive process. Some kleenex or toilet paper handles the clean up just fine and you’re not left dealing with the physical remains of your personal batting practice. What the fuck is the point? Do I own the wrong type of…

Freddie Kitchens’ moob-sweat in that top picture looks like a Rorschach test, and all I can see is debilitating failure. The Browns’ off-season is the most compelling thing about Cleveland in the last 30 years, and that’s the most damning thing I can possibly say about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Baker Mayfield is…

Cutting out Werder’s stupid mouth in that top pic is the first time I’ve been in favor of a 3/5 compromise. 

Yep. Let’s not bury the lead here. Yes, yes, Ninja moved to Mixer. BUT KOTAKU FISH ARE BACK. 

Ha!

On the bright side, this is the only time a guy from Philly can hope to get doubled teamed by a couple of 11's.

It’s fucking totally dysfunctional. It’s that fucking bad up there.

I think both this psychopath and the kid are white, but your point is valid. If a black man did this to a white kid, the right would be up in (literal) arms about it. 

Yeah, the best part about this is Betty White probably thinks it’s hilarious and wouldn’t give a fuck about the hurt fee-fees of Amber-Jayden and whoever else is bitching. 

Agree to disagree. I think she did fantastic work on Mad Men and has moments of brilliance on The Handmaid’s Tale, although her character is wearing on me. Don’t necessarily know that I’ve seen it translate to the big screen, though. 

The synergy of you referring to her as Olsen combined with your username and pic are amazing. 

There it is. 

He’s knocking on the door of that weird, Rush Limbaugh-esque “thick hair but only on the back 50% of my head which makes my eyes appear as though they’re in the middle of a potato” look.

Fair enough. But I’ve read through most of this shitshow and there’s a lot of aggression on both sides. I think we can all agree that Epic kind of sucks and their storefront needs work, and also that hassling developers at all, much less to this degree, is completely unnecessary, unhinged, and detrimental to our…

Jesus Christ, man. That’s literally what the article is about. 

That’s what it boils down to. There are legitimate reasons to dislike Epic and their storefront, and securing exclusives is pretty anti-consumer in general. But the people going overboard to harass these devs are fucking unhinged.