I hated that in high school. "Why are you shitting alone? Here let me talk to you and ask annoying questions since your obviously want that"

Bullshit. Johnny Cash and Ray Charles get their own individual biopics. But of course, three Women of Color have to SHARE their biopic. Typical sexism. This should have been a trilogy.

If a child "makes" a parent phone the school and complain about the child's grades, that parent is over-indulgent. If I'd tried to persuade my parents to do that, I'd have been told in no uncertain terms that the way to get better grades was to do better. And trying to "make" my parents do anything would have been…

If someone offered me $200k to shoot a solo porn, I would do it. Absolutely. That's all my student loans, a down payment on a house, and enough left over to invest in something like stocks or purebreed dogs or some shit.

She managed to tick off all three.

More like Cash Me if You Candy, amirite.

Is it sad that pictures like this do more for me than porn?

The manufacture of cronuts is probably a capital offense in France.

As a member of the French aristocracy, I can assure you that we have been living in fear of this voleuse des bon bons for weeks. To know her reign of terror is at an end—that our precious sweets are once again safe from the rabble—is a relief beyond measure.

If she was certain it was his kid, 25k and a year of hanging out is a low settlement.

I don't have a problem with Deadspin publishing the e-mails, but as an IT professional, I'm disturbed that you are showing the full e-mail addresses. Normally, that kind of thing is redacted when these disclosures are published.

her eyebrows were a late-term abortion.

"...the client insists upon taking actions that counsel considers repugnant..."

I'm a black woman who is online dating (I'm on Match now, was on OKCupid a few times - I'm not doing OKCupid again, it just didn't work for me). Attractive, intelligent, gainfully employed, funny - a good catch. And I always look at the "preferred race" section first, because it's very very common to see every race…

That sounds like a nice parallel to "hey! I have lots of black friends!"

Just because they trolled a woman this time, doesn't mean they're particularly out to troll women. 4chan has done this a number of times before involving men or, in some cases, non-gendered entities. Someone already mentioned The Jonas Brothers. Then there was the time they tried to rig the voting in a contest in…

Nice eye makeup. (What, that isn't supposed to be the takeaway?)

Come on you have to admit it was brilliant to have the school for the deaf win.

Ah, the plot thickens! But percentage wise...couldn't we go back centuries and nothing would be truly 0% or 100% just a bunch of weird, strangely-tabulated numbers that make no sense? Ugh, why am I getting all existential about this WTF???