Preferably the path of least resistance.

Please let’s not let memes infiltrate deadspin comment sections.

Somewhere in that empty valley, there’s two people pointing parts of a controller at one another pretending they’re guns.

I got so excited I threw up and killed my family. Obviously I’m more hyped than you

Millenniums don’t even have to pay their dues before getting massive payouts and that’s why they are soft. Bill Belichik had to work for THIRTY YEARS in the rock smashing factory before anyone even allowed him into the room where you can look at a football. The only thing these Millenniums are DISRUPTING is hard work.…

Dabo: Listen up men! I’m gonna jam these timeouts up my ass and let’s go get us a field goal!

Trump thinks Meryl Streep is “over-rated.” This comes from a man that gave us Scott Baio at the national convention.

Trump: let’s honor the grand traditions of the inauguration by stomping all over them. The most important thing is to reward those who kissed my ass during the election! 

I’m tired of whites staying in this country with their bad taste in food and music. They take all the good jobs, like health insurance CEO positions and what not. We should build walls around Connecticut, Oregon and other places to keep whites out. They stay in this country and many are rapists and criminals. Some, I…

My grandfather was a good-ole-boy, and used to help Bobby with recruiting in South Florida back in the 1980s. He’d be tasked with taking out a young black kid, buying him a bunch of clothes, shoes, and groceries for the family, helping solve any money problems the family had, that sort of thing.

This is just like when my wife says we need a new dryer

I don’t know what some relatively smart Conservative Movement true believer thinks. But at the lower levels of intelligence and/or seriousness, if you look at the kind of rhetoric conservative trollish types use with liberals, and the smug satisfaction with which they present these kind of inversions, it’s pretty…

yeah, those are the voters to spend time going after. You must run campaigns, right?

Because the DNC is a shitty organization that is run by moronic party leaders that have absolutely no grasp on the values that their voting base desires in a candidate and instead gives someone a lifetime participation award in the form of a mismanaged and negligently uninformed presidential campaign?

She didn’t believe half the bullshit she was spouting on Fox. She did it for the $$ and ratings, so she’ll probably feel more at home in the socially liberal, pro-business, anti-worker NBC News Dept.

It absolutely astounds me that after the worst Browns season ever, that they are still not the worst run franchise in the league. Close. But good lord.

Who would’ve ever thought that Mark Davis would turn out to be the Bay Area’s most competent NFL owner?

My only hope (ONLY HOPE) is the rumor that Jed is being removed from all football operations. He’ll still have a title but he won’t do anything but business stuff. His parents may be the owners but everyone is tired of the family legacy getting destroyed in real time.

It’s also HILARIOUS that he constantly evokes the…

The nice thing is Kelly had plenty of time to reflect and ponder his next move during the 6 hour drive home when he left Levi’s Stadium for the last time.