This. I’m the only idiot allowed to work on my car.

Because RPM has little to do with fuel usage compared to other factors. It factors into the BSFC chart, but load is far far more important. I can rev my engine to redline in neutral and use much less fuel than full throttle, lugging my engine at idle.

Folded over white bread sandwich filled with BBQ brisket, pickles, onions, and extra BBQ sauce. All y’all northerners can go fuck yourselves.

You already hit the nail on the head Raph.

I’m going to be THAT GUY FROM TEXAS here. The only acceptable BBQ sides are:

Well, of course the new ones are wicked expensive. Drive the ‘86 and then a 2016 back to back and you’ll find they are massively different vehicles. The throttle response on the original ranges from “gurgle gurgle” to “sad vroom” with nothing in between. I like the old ones too but the modern Suburban is significantly…

For a while.

Because going to bed is a surrender to tomorrow’s insignificant step in the soul sucking cycle of work, relationship management, and basic need fulfillment. We watch an episode more of Netflix than we should to fool ourselves into believing we have control.

Alternatively, if he was a bit older and in mid-life crisis mode he would have been at the local Porsche dealer....

Less than 1% of Canada’s already small population is Mexican. In fact, 0.3% of the population in Canada is Mexican, partially Mexican or Mexican-descended. That is fewer than 100,000 people.

Just to let you guys know. Last night I posted the link to Popp Excavating’s contact page, after I wrote them, praising their driver. This is the response I got this morning from Ron Popp(I assume the HMFIC):

It always amazes me how some people have absolutely no survival instincts whatsoever.

The purple lends itself to TCU really.

Absolutely no point at all, but it’s a fun novelty and it confuses the youths.

They grounded it to the mother f’in ground.

Bonus points if you can find a AAA truck to tow you through the off road course

Why buy this new car with a warranty when for the same price you could buy some problematic high mileage car that is half the price of a well sorted low mileage example? This is why.

They’re floor mats.

Terrible example.