I don’t know. I’m a white guy helping to raise a Rosemary plant. Are you saying I’m not half-delicious?

Interesting interview on NPR yesterday morning with Tom Burrell, the first African American man to work in advertising in Chicago, back in the 1960s-70s. Direct quote of Mr. Burrell’s: (entire interview is on the NPR web site)

Some people see black and blue. I see white and comedy gold.

Yay body positivity!

Next up on Jezebel: How bald is Paul Giamatti? How small is Terrence Howard’s dick? And how fat is Kevin Smith? See, it’s funny, because they’re men.

Mr. Cocopop is on to you, Mark. As I was about to show him this video, he said, “What’s it called? ‘Two Baby Goats Knit Sweaters For Each Other?’” BOOM.

OMFG. The slo-mo ear bounces are amazing! I bet you they are like velvet and so nummy!!!! True happy death would be being licked to death by corgi puppies!

Yeah I’m ruining cheap haircuts for everyone by tipping big thrice yearly. And yeah, you really know me by calling me money bags. Spot. On.

No argument that the system sucks, just saying the people who say they don’t because of the system aren’t making a difference to anybody but the server trying to earn some money.

I understand I’m over tipping. And to that I ask, so? Makes the hairstylist happy and it’s only between them and me. I’m not showing up a table of friends and I’m not showing up the other patrons since I’m not announcing the amount I’m handing over. It’s a one-on-one transaction.

You sir, are the exemplary hotel guest - I’ve been in hotel management for many years, and we LOVE this. Saves us labor dollars to clean the room every day, saves us water/energy/chemical costs for laundering linens. Most brands now offer their point system members extra points for doing this - we claim it’s for “the…

There’s a lot of stuff I can’t afford, but I figure it out by including the tip. If a haircut is going to run me $20, and I don’t have $25, then I don’t get the haircut. The American system is confusing and stupid, but tip works like tax. If you don’t have it, you can’t get the service or good.

$12 haircut is a $20 bill every time. Makes for a simple transaction.

Having read these types of articles before, if you’re just an asshole who refuses to tip because “hurr durr, fuck this system” don’t even bother trying to explain your shitty rationale that just ends up hurting people in the service industry. Having been in it at a younger stage of my life it’s not as easy as you…

I was just talking about the Cerci scene with someone else. I think part of the reason (though I agree with your evaluation as well) is that we’ve been inundated with all of these pointless, painful sexual violence scenes ahead of this one, that I feel like this scene was really powerful and did have a purpose, but…

No the book thing goes the same way, with him being stabbed and it fading to black on his chapter so it COULD be ambiguous. You don’t see a funeral or his body burned or anything. Martin has always played deliberately coy about it so I guess we’ll see. The show runners told Harrington he was dead for next season but…

I’m going to be that person.

Yes, let's all go along quietly with unlawful arrests - history tells us that always turns out well.

I absolutely would have been asking for a clear reason why I was being pulled over and damn right I'd remind him you can't just find a reason to take my property.

You're a fucking moron. Being "polite" has nothing to do with police breaking the law and abusing people who have done nothing wrong. Here's to hoping you get pulled over and arrested for nothing.