Haha you sound like someone with a long history of unsatisfied partners.

Five to seven minutes is the average time it takes for me to get bored and fake a convincing orgasm.

One other thing I have learned (and this would apply to women performing oral sex as well) is that the “one magic thing” you did with your last partner may not be so “magic” for your new one. Make sure you communicate after and try different things until you truly find what your partner likes best (my wife enjoys…

Also, while this is not what I was saying at all, I find it weird that you ask about the consistency of dismissing a pube/not pube expectation while still promoting a clean/not clean expectation.

1. Not necessarily. While I *can* climax when only the tongue is used, it’s pretty elusive. Adding an element of penetration helps so much (for me).

Alright, first take a deep breath. The finger thing is normal. Scientists recently discovered that the area typically referred to as the G-spot is actually the other end of the clitoris, you can read more about it here: http://io9.com/5876335/until-… Some women like vaginal insertion when receiving oral, some don’t.

Well, so I don’t think you understand what I’m saying, actually. If you want to make trimming an expectation/preference/whatever for you, that’s on you. That’s why I said “doing things to one’s pubes is not a problem” and mentioned that if you have a preference, “do you, talk to your partner, do what’s best for all of…

ESPECIALLY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD do not do that “shake your head from side to side” thing that you see people do in porn. It is awful. Do not do that.

I take offense to this as a person who has sucked a lot of dicks (I don’t actually take offense, tbc)

In the case of my ex, I found it took roughly 20 years or so..give or take odd missed mortgage payment.

Actually though this is something that I hate. Preferences in how you style your pubes/how other parties style their pubes is one thing, couching it in the language of “courtesy” or “cleanliness” or “grooming” is quite another. It’s not discourteous not to shave your face or armpits or less, or your pubes.

DON’T DO THE ALPHABET! I don’t know who put that idea into guys’ heads, or why they thought it would achieve anything, but seriously, don’t.

And for gods sake...eating someone out does not mean EATING someone out.

LOL. You’ve got some convincing ladies on your hands.

But there’s one thing, above all else, that you should remember as she gets close to orgasm: do not change what you’re doing in terms of routine and pacing.

Kerner recommends watching and listening to her reactions to find what works best, but there’s another old standby that works just as well (if not better): ask your partner! If they know what they like, they’ll probably gladly tell you. And if you two haven’t become comfortable talking about sex yet, we’ve written…

You're seriously out of help if you think someone calling you a "fag" in any country is short for you look like a cigarette. However asking for a fag? Sure. But you knew that. You're just trying really really hard to be correct.

Kay you don't know the definition of racism obviously. Lemme break it down for you.

Hey melly, reverse racism isn't possible. Racism is systemic. You can't be racist against a majority. FYI.

Well even if you search thug, thuggish, or thug life, the images you come up with would be of blacks, Hispanic people and white people imitating "Black Culture". So yeah.