And those claims and your attempted analogy are as transparently ridiculous as your sentence construction.

BECAUSE SHE IS LYING ABOUT HER OBJECTIVELY VERIFIABLE ANCESTRY. And profiting from the lies at the expense of others.

PS, I’m not a vegan BUT have found that the extra umami thang with Brazil nuts means that in pesto you can leave out the parm, sub in a bit of nutritional yeast and no one notices because they’re too busy dying from The Delicious.

They actually work with arugula in pesto—the oiliness and the bitter greens cut across each other well.

You need to raid my freezer. Brazil nuts are the only nuts I hate. They’re in my favorite brand of mixed nuts, and since I feel guilty about throwing them away, I end up picking them out and tossing them into the freezer. Every so often I feel like a nut hoarder when I see all these little stashed baggies of Brazil…

Jesus, that’s some bad parenting there. Not bothered by them laughing, (my mom was the queen of parental schadenfreude) but how ‘bout they go ahead and laugh while simultaneously handing the kid the fucking paper towel he asked for? Why is the first thought when your kid is screaming in the back yard to grab a camera…

1—no; 1A—yes. Think of it like a bj—you probably have some ideal personal balance of mouth/hand? Or maybe not, but you’d be bummed if she was worried she couldn’t get you off in some preconceived way. What works for her is what works for her; your goal is her pleasure, not any particular technique that it seems like…

Also? Be REALLY sure she’s into it before spitting. Such a gross porn thing that has unfortunately spread into real life, IMO. Spitting or the conspicuous dripping of saliva like I’m being granted the rare and magical gift of your essence? GTFO. I literally gave a guy a concussion when I flinched in horror and…

Seems like that’s why it isn’t about race, but “population genetics.” The term “race” is only useful when identifying its rhetorical/strategic uses in naturalizing and essentializing bigotry.

Also Will Wheaton.

Right. She’s said as much herself, and not in a fake-humble way.

You’re my muse ;)

Caterers are calling it the “Bay of Pigs in a Blanket."

Count yourself lucky. It’s a hot mess.

That’s an additional problem with the study: we don’t actually know cheating in the context of an expectation of exclusivity was actually the case with each reported instance of more than 1 sex partner.

QFT. It’d also be relevant to know what percentage of these couples in the study were actually cheating. The study extrapolates definitionally by asking “number of sexual partners” and deciding more than 1 = infidelity.

Spot on! Can’t be omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent and not also be a monster.

Except that they’re savvy experienced media pros and have had media training and they would’ve practiced extensively for the book/show PR blitz. They (and their PR machine) had to have seen this coming. If they truly had NO clue that talking about child sex abuse at the exact same time of the Duggar shit storm might…

Well, “smoking wood” would give a much more interesting take on the “hot box” thing...

Khloe’s grammar offends me as much as the conspicuous consumption.